Lady In Red

Banged some chick in a red dress - fucking awesome. Woke up messy.

Evanescence

Went to Evanescence gig, got backstage and did Amy Lee up the pipper. Then she turned into a ghost and killed me. Woke up with massive hard-on.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Went to sleep with my heroine, SMG, and halfway through the night she tried it on. I gladly obliged, fucked her six days from Sunday and then turned on the light to find it was Jennifer Aniston. I threw her out of the bed and she had to get a hotel.

Bangkok

Went to Bangkok and didn't have sex! WTF? Woke up fucked off.

On the Buses

Doggie-style, on a bus, some random girl. She said her name was Imogen, not sure if that means anything.